This is an email I sent to contacts to encourage some donations, I thought I’d put it on the blog as well. For those of you who don’t know… Movember is a charity project that’s quite popular in Australia.
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Dear Generous Friends, Rich Acquaintances and Mustache Enthusiasts…
It’s day 13 of Movember, and as I stared in the mirror marveling at the thickening forest on my upper lip (and a smattering of nostril hair)… I suddenly realised I’d lost the plot!
I had to remind myself, that the point was not to partake in facial-hair gymnastics or to show off my Middle Eastern hair-raising capabilities… or to scare my posh clean-cut neighbours in Cremorne.
No! The point, my dear fans, was to take advantage of these unique skills and make you all pay for the pleasure and entertainment of seeing Bus drivers ignore me, cafe baristas refuse to serve me, and doors having to open wider just to get myself and the mo through… and contribute to a worthy cause of eradicating Prostate Cancer from… erm… the Prostate.
So, my extremely thoughtful and generous friends, now is your chance to pay for this unique experience… by clicking here…and hitting the rather not-so-subtle orange button clearly marked ‘Donate’… you can’t miss it.
Warning:
If I don’t reach 500$ by mid next week, I threaten to take the selfish approach and SHAVE it off. I urge you not to take this threat lightly, the last time I shaved my mo off in 1997 it caused a huge natural disaster and kicked off the global warming crisis we are all suffering now (poor Adelaide had to close their Zoo today).
Thanks for your contributions…
Hichame
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